Shitty Photos With Artsy Captions

So shitty, so artsy

Anonymous asked: i love u dildo guy. im your fan


those tweets were from march of last year and I still get asks about this i thought people would move on within a week but at this rate im going to be in my 40s with a husband and children and one night im going to hear the doorbell go off and when i open it they just go “are you the dildo guy”